Mud / Clay
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Mud is a main attraction in the sploshing fetish. For many, it is the first substance that introduced them to this fetish, being that mud wrestling has been a prominent novelty of '80's television and movies.
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How to
Unfortunately Unfortunately, this is not as easy as it sounds. Yes Sure, you can just dig up the back garden, add water and HEY voila, instant mud hole, or but how about finding tidal Mud flats mudflats, or and estuary? an estuary--maybe even a quarry full of silky clay? All are fun fun, and if you are lucky you may find one near you that is private enough to indulge your fantasies. fantasies in. However if all you want to do is play play, this types of locations are fine, if you want to go further and have some kind of sex I may warn you against all kinds of bacterial issues that may arise, especially from estuaries or tidal Mud flats. There can also be some sharp or dangerous things just under the surface of the Mud, so be very careful if you try this. Searching Google Earth for stone quarries or concrete processing plants may find you some clay pits, but again beware of what may be in the Clay, some has been irradiated, some have scary bacteria in it. There is an inherent danger that you could drown too. Many Mud fetishists like to go under the mud and usually this is not an issue, mud is Very, Very buoyant and its almost impossible to sink, but some clay pits have muddy water and in these ponds that can be 50' deep, it is possible to drown. Another possibility is of a legal nature! Most of these Quarry Mud Pits are on private land and its relatively easy to get caught, I know Rob was caught several times, I have have been caught once and I know one guy who was prosecuted. Had I not been with a large breasted hottie I may have been prosecuted too.
The safest way is to have your very own Mud Bath, but even then there are issues that may stop play! Not everyone has the space, or if you have a spare room in the house use a large kiddie pool and go buy a dozen 50lb bags of clay from the local art supply store. The problem here is heat! Cold mud is not very sexy, so how do you heat it? I am a decent engineer and after 30 years of trying stuff there are very few ways to heat large quantities of clay. Radiant heat is probably the only method that actually works and you can't use that in a plastic kiddie pool.
The safest way is to have your very own Mud Bath, but even then there are issues that may stop play! Not everyone has the space, or if you have a spare room in the house use a large kiddie pool and go buy a dozen 50lb bags of clay from the local art supply store. The problem here is heat! Cold mud is not very sexy, so how do you heat it? I am a decent engineer and after 30 years of trying stuff there are very few ways to heat large quantities of clay. Radiant heat is probably the only method that actually works and you can't use that in a plastic kiddie pool.
Mud and Sex
How to not get Bacteria in your ears, eyes, nose, ass, pussy and penis? Well keep away from low tide or the estuaries and even the back yard! All contain harmful Bacteria, just like having sex with dairy products, the will give a lady's private parts a yeast infection quicker than you can say "Cat in the Hat!" Best way to go it to find a Natural Mud Pit like the ones in Texas, here is a sample L attitude and longitude marker, this is not a usable Mud pit, but it will give you an idea of what to search for on Google earth: 30.949186, -97.695910 in fact this is the exact spot where Vixen and I were busted, this site has security guards, even on public holidays DO NOT GO THERE! This type of clay has been irradiated and nothing grows in it, so defiantly no Bacteria there!
The other and I think the best way to go is build your own mud pit. Even the natural clay pits get very cold in winter, you are a better man than I if you can get it up with your balls in cold mud! It will cost you upwards of US$2,000, construction, labor and materials, that's not counting the clay, depending on how big you make it it can be a substantial cost. Mine is 12' x 8' x 4' and 8" it cost me $1,200 for enough clay to fill it. Here is how I built it: http://www.pbhpictures.com/pit.html
A year down the road its still working just fine, I have to cover the clay to stop bugs and leaves getting in and some sort of rain cover is also needed, but you can use all kinds of things to do that. Not only have I shot some fantastic models in this pit but I have also had sex in here more times than I can remember and no issues. I do make some rules, models shower before going in, are not allowed in during their period and of course no body fluids.
I heat mine via solar power and with a decent size collector the pit rarely goes under 70 Deg even in January, in summer it can get up to 90 Deg, so the radiant flooring idea works perfectly, the only issue being the clay does get a bit thick on the bottom.
The other and I think the best way to go is build your own mud pit. Even the natural clay pits get very cold in winter, you are a better man than I if you can get it up with your balls in cold mud! It will cost you upwards of US$2,000, construction, labor and materials, that's not counting the clay, depending on how big you make it it can be a substantial cost. Mine is 12' x 8' x 4' and 8" it cost me $1,200 for enough clay to fill it. Here is how I built it: http://www.pbhpictures.com/pit.html
A year down the road its still working just fine, I have to cover the clay to stop bugs and leaves getting in and some sort of rain cover is also needed, but you can use all kinds of things to do that. Not only have I shot some fantastic models in this pit but I have also had sex in here more times than I can remember and no issues. I do make some rules, models shower before going in, are not allowed in during their period and of course no body fluids.
I heat mine via solar power and with a decent size collector the pit rarely goes under 70 Deg even in January, in summer it can get up to 90 Deg, so the radiant flooring idea works perfectly, the only issue being the clay does get a bit thick on the bottom.
Types of mud
One thing about mud is that it is a loose term for just about any mixture of soil and water. We all know about clay and finding pure clay would be heaven. Digging into the back yard and adding water will be much less enjoyable. The reason for this is that all soils are made differently. Many have sand or light gravel suspended within, and some have sticks and thorns and other undesirable bits of nature. The worst would be near a construction site or dump area, where mud might contain broken glass, rusty nails, or worse. So I just wanted to write this so that people might be careful before pushing a loved one into the mud, just to make sure it's nice mud and not some horrific stinky waste pond behind a meat processing plant. The reality of it is that there could be sharp objects in the mud, and the expression 'stick in the mud' only makes sense if you've poked yourself on one. The stick is held fast by the mud and doesn't move, acting almost like a little knife stabbing at you. One time I found some lovely clay at a dried-up riverbed, and as I walked, I sank almost to my knees in it. To my horror, I felt something cutting my foot, and with lots of effort I pulled my foot out to find it bleeding quite badly. Apparently, there were good-sized rocks submerged at the bottom, and one had cracked in two, leaving very jagged edges in which my foot was being pushed against. So check out any mud you find, and once you've made certain it's safe, have a good time. Just remember to be cautious about what mud you jump into. Who knows what lurks below the surface? Finding water to rinse off in would be an extra bonus!
editModified 10/21/20 by Bobographer
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